He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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