hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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