ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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