Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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