Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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