No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Everclear isn't food dammit
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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