The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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