yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
