did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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