You're so nebulous sometimes
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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