Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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