I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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