yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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