I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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