Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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