took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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