I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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