dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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