I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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