dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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