Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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