thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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