Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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