Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
