We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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