there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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