Can Purell be used as lube?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
