Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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