I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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