Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
operation harelip BJ is a go
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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