Me. At least after what I've been through.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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