Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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