4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it's like heaven, but drunker
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
