Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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