Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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