Is it because I queefed?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
