whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
And my parents said I crawled through the house
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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