If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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