love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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