drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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