did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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