I heard we made out
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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