Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
And then he peed in my hair
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