she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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