Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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