I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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