Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
