I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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