I'm so fucking centered right now
wanna go halves on a baby?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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