It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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