Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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