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Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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