Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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