I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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