Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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