He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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