Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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