We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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